Fanteja asked me how my site did in the big three search engines comparatively and I didn’t know, so of course I had to check.
Once I checked, of course I had to create a graph of the top 10 search phrases and where my site stood on each of the search engines (click on the image for a larger version).
I became so enamored with creating graphs that I created a graph of the top 10 search engine phrases.
Since I’m discussing search engine phrases anyway, I might as well include some odd search phrases that have led people to my site. Here’s a week of search phrases, and I’ve chosen a few to respond to below.
meaning behind if a guy calls a girl baby – Well, I see two options. One, he thinks she’s a baby. Two, he likes her. Take your pick.
lines that will put a girl on her knees – If you’re referring to pickup lines, I have a feeling some will bring her to her knees, but only because she’s doubled over with laughter.
lines to put your arm around a girl – Point over her shoulder and say, “Hey, look at the moon!” then deftly place your arm around her.
free gmail invitations – If you’re still looking for Gmail invitations, you’re way behind the times. Everyone has 50 now, and even if they give all 50 away in one day, they get another 50 the next day. E-mail anyone with a Gmail account and you’ll be able to get one.
regurgitated cottage cheese – Now why would you be searching for such an unpleasant thing like that. Why not search for fluffy bunnies or cute kittens?
i dont want to ruin the friendship – But! There’s always a big but when someone starts a conversation with that phrase.
what is pink stain in toilet bowl – I don’t know, but doesn’t it seem a little bit weird to be asking such a specific question to a web site? You’d probably have a better chance of finding out what it is by asking members of your household.
how to double your money – Fold a $1 bill over and put it back in your pocket.
pickup lines that girls love – The shortest list known to man.
urinal photos – They’re not that exciting. Really. Picture a stretched out toilet hung on a wall.