I discovered a glitch in my plan to provide oodles of strange search phrases that led people to my site. One month had 5996 phrases the next had 6528 but awstats only saves 500 of the most popular ones. The most popular searches are not likely to be the most entertaining ones because few people are crazy enough to use them. The trick is to keep watch in the beginning of the month for strange ones to show up. Below are the fruits of my beginning-of-the-month watches.
Where can i find a new way to put up my hair?
Can you start a sentence with the word obviously?
50 things to do at Wal-Mart
Where the heck can I find driving directions to Camp Williams in Utah?
Is Ill Mitch for real?
How do I got the answer?
What is positive attitude?
Why is sleep good?
Why am I tired?
How long does it take for a turtle egg to come out?
Trick people with web pages that say you are an idiot
Can i get pregnant secretly?
What movies are going to be showed on july 18 of this year?
Does a cat have 36 muscles in each ear?
What is your inner child?
How to love a guy
Why am i tired?
Most old site
Bernese mountain dog slippers
Quotes by big bird
What does man love more than life?
How come dry ice does not go runny?
Benefits of a motorcycle versus a car
Guys who wear makeup
Therapy or kook or rutabaga or tabulating or telepathic
Money fast at age 13
Bad idea to flirt with coworkers
Can I get pregnant secretly? Dan, how sweet. She came to you for help.
This one cracks me up, (How do I got the answer?). Maybe you could help him/her with that one too.
Dan, where’s the pic of you with makeup?
I used to think guys with eyeliner were so HOT in junior high. What was I thinking? LOL
It’s really too bad you can’t respond directly to these people. I mean, some of them are just asking for it.
I actually downloaded an Ill Mitch mp3 off of mp3.com. I find it hilarious, and I still listen to it occasionally.
“You can ask a stranger, my board is fast and danger!”
Jan: That was probably a guy.
Mel: That one doesn’t make any sense. If they already got the answer, why in tarnation are they searching for one?
Renee: I have no pictures with me in makeup on the site.
Levi: I thought about writing responses to all of these, but most of them don’t merit one. Plus I’m lazy.
I just saw a query for “snow java webpage settle whole page” and I came up 2nd. I think that’s weird, though yours are delightful.
Dan, so you have men asking for your help on how to secretly get pregnant? Hmp.
Frankly, I’m more worried about the wild couches and Bernese mountain dog slippers.
Well, I wasn’t going to mention the wild couches, but that might explain the how to love a guy search.
>I have no pictures with me in makeup on the site.
Ah ha! So there are said pictures of you on other sites!