weird wild searches

I’ve gathered another list of search phrases with which people have found my site. Some are weird, others wacky and a few are just plain strange.

britney spears riding on a motorcycle – Fine, you’re a fan of Britney. Why do you want to see her riding on a motorcycle? Why not driving a car, or flying a jet? Is she even old enough? I know, she’s not a girl, but she’s not yet a woman.

real excuses for getting out of a date – If you have to search the web for someone else’s excuse to get out of a date, I have a feeling yours will not be real.

design new couches – I’ve been to several furniture stores and generally speaking, the couches are all the same. I don’t envision their design changing anytime soon.

dan smarty test – Are you mocking my intelligence?

britney water heater – Is that what she’s doing now? Installing water heaters?

118 things to do in the bathroom – So you spend a lot of time in the bathroom, but why 118 things? Why not 101, or 150?

elephant poop pictures – You sir, are sick.

celebrity shoe sizes – Some things just don’t matter. The shoe size of a famous person is one of those things.

urinals pictures college – Perhaps this was a curious girl, wondering what a urinal looks like, but why does it have to be at a college? If you’ve seen one urinal, you’ve seen’em all.

wooden hippos – I can see why someone might want a wooden hippo. I don’t see why a search engine would send them here.

it’s late – That may be the case, but what’s the point of searching for the phrase?


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  1. Have you seen the childrens book everybody poops?

    Comment by ARKMAN on February 24, 2003 @ 7:12 am
  2. shoe sizes are a fetish and they are nice

    Comment by j on April 14, 2003 @ 6:05 pm
  3. Arkman,

    I have not seen that book. I’m aware that everyone does, but I’m not convinced it was necessary to write a book about it.


    That’s nice.

    Comment by dan on April 14, 2003 @ 7:16 pm

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