In case you were worried about being worried about this country’s future without cause, don’t worry I say, because the USA just took a step back. Can you believe the irony here? The patriotic Pledge of Allegiance is ruled unconstitutional. How long until they move to have “In God We Trust” taken off of all the bills and coins? Why stop there? Perhaps the Constitution itself is unconstitutional because the Founding Fathers believed in God.
Ok, I’m stepping down from my soapbox now, but it makes you think. It’s impossible to make everyone happy, so do you take what the noisy minority wants (no mention of God in this case), or what the quiet majority wants? As a big fan of God, I hope he gets to stay in the USA.
Oh, and hello to everyone. This is my big debut, and while I haven’t found the funny bull, I came across one of its droppings:
|A couple is driving down the highway, the man at the wheel. The woman finally blurts out, “George, I have something to tell you; I’m having an affair.” George doesn’t say anything and just keeps on driving, speeding up a little. The woman, Doris, then says, “George, I want a divorce.” George just nods and keeps on driving, again speeding up. Doris, feeling confident, continues, “I want the house and the car.” George simply replies, “Yes Dear.” Doris, confused by the lack of response, asks Geoge, “Did you hear me? I want a divorce and I want the house and car.” Again, George just nods his head and presses down harder on the gas pedal. Doris then asks, “Well, isn’t there anything you want?” George replies, with a smile, “I have everything I need.” “What’s that,” asks Doris? “The airbag,” says George, as he goes off the road and heads into a wall at 50 mph.|