If you’ve ever doubted the web has everything you can imagine, I give you RunPee.com.
The sole purpose of the site is to tell you the best time to pee during a movie (note: make your way to the bathroom first).
I sat through 2 1/2 hours of Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves having to pee like a racehorse, but I held it because I didn’t want to miss anything. I appreciate the value of this little site.
I can appreciate the value when I’m pregnant perhaps, but can’t normal people make it 2 hours without peeing? Maybe it should just have runpee info for movies 3 hours or longer. (not that any movie needs to be that long!)
What about people who get popcorn and a big gulp on their way in? An hour into the movie and they’re eyeballs will be floating.
What will they come up with next!