It’s the time of the year again when ye sets to the open sea, hoist yer jolly roger on the mast, shout avast ta the watery depths o’ the sea and be land lubbers no more.
So forget yer land lubber gibberish and gets ta talkin’ like the true pirate that ye arrrrrrrrr.
If ya be needin’ more words ta help ye along, head over to the how to, smartly now ye scurvy bilge rat!
(By the way, does anyone else confuse talking like a pirate with talking with a scottish accent? Are they related somehow?)