I wrote this post up a month ago, but we’ve been getting even more snow in Salt Lake since I wrote it and the roads haven’t been much better. I don’t understand what the Salt Lake Snow Fighters are doing.
The snow that had fallen in the Salt Lake area at the beginning of the year had already cost the city $3.6 million to remove. That was in the beginning of January for goodness sake, and after spending that much money, busy roads were still treacherous. We should get a refund. Heck, for $3.6 million, I’d be willing to take matters into my own hands.
Good Lord! Is that a snowblower or an armoured tank?
Your hands are awfully close to the auger. Be careful — the last thing we need at work are handless programmers.
I get it. You lost your leg in an accident and instead of going for a wooden leg, you opted for a snow blower prosthetic.
It’s kind of like the Evil Dead movies. His leg was possesed by a snow-demon, so he cut it off. He attached a prosthetic snow-blower in its place to more effectively battle the demon onslaught!
If you must know, I used to have a prosthetic motorcycle and I decided it was time for a change.
I bet your left leg is really strong now. That snowblower looks mighty heavy.
A snowblower as a prosthetic leg, eh???? Hmm, I like that idea. Imagine your snowblowing capabilities. Brilliant! Perhaps one day mankind will evolve into some sort of snowblowing-super-being.