What Should I Do If the Internet Goes Down?
We learn what to do if there are power outages, floods, fires and earthquakes. Why not internet outages?
You should have internet insurance. Man, if I had that, I’d be a rich man.
Number 10 was nasty. I can’t imagine being that desperate.
Did you read the instructions though?
“Take the CD in one hand…and slash it across your wrist! Suicide will probably be a better alternative than connecting to that service.”
Yeah, I read the instructions. How ignominious: death by AOL.
At least someone has found a use for all those AOL disks.