mullet wigs

Frank J. Koller, a parole officer at Riverfront State Prison has weaved his latest business idea into a cash cow, stunning friends and family who figured it was just another one of his hair-brained schemes.

He sells mullet wigs on his aptly named web site, The wigs mock the hairstyle of the 80’s, also known as “hockey hair,” “hi-lo,” or “business in the front, party in the back.”

“It’s stupid. It’s crazy. People are buying them,” Koller said. (via


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  1. This will provide the world with more good looking people.

    I believe that this is a must have item for special events like concerts, demolition derbys & salmon bakes.

    Dan, I think the “Class of 87” wig would fit you quite well. Of course, if you’re tired of all those curls, you could go for “The Trash” wig. It’s quite nice as well.

    Levi, “The Landscaper” wig is SO YOU.

    Only a $20 dollar investment will make you good lookin’.

    Comment by Mel on August 6, 2003 @ 8:21 am
  2. Yeah, so I have one of those already. Really. Every halloween it gets fought over.

    Comment by carlene on August 6, 2003 @ 8:26 am
  3. Mullet mania is everywhere, as evidenced by the The Un-official Aussie Mullet Page

    I had one friend, only 1 with a mullet. Sadly, I met him in ’95. Why he was sporting it then is a mystery. We pleaded with him to cut it off. He thought it was his way of rebelling against the establishment. This guy had a masters degree and worked for a major banking company, fer cryin out loud. We finally convinced him in ’97 to nix it. Sheesh.

    Comment by Renee on August 6, 2003 @ 10:43 am
  4. Oh, this is very sad. I fear for the future of our civilization!

    Comment by Levi on August 6, 2003 @ 11:31 am
  5. you guys are wierd

    Comment by notnice on October 17, 2003 @ 8:33 am
  6. So thick… so… lusturous… I’m drooling…


    Comment by d on November 17, 2003 @ 11:47 pm
  7. iwould ;like g for u to send me a catalogue on the mullets wigs thanks bob ,kirbo

    Comment by bob kirbo on December 26, 2003 @ 9:28 pm
  8. Hi Frank,

    I saw you on the John Walsh show. You are a HUNK.
    I love your wigs too.

    Comment by Lisa on December 29, 2003 @ 8:06 pm
  9. I loved Joe Dirt and the mullets. That was cool!

    Comment by poop on December 30, 2003 @ 10:22 am

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