Mr. Burns had a hilarious line in episode 306 of The Simpsons. Homer made a list of things to improve at the factory in an effort to get a promotion. Burns took the list and retorted, “What do you expect me to do, smile and pollute my britches with delight?”
That’s not the exact wording of the quote, but the episode isn’t at snpp yet.
The maintainer of that site sure spends a lot of time with the Simpsons.
I think the actual quote is
“Well ha-zaa ha-zaa, Ill just throw back my legs and pollute my britches
with delight!”
I had no idea it took so long to put up capsules of episodes. It’s still not up. I don’t remember the “throw back my legs” part, but it’s been a few months since I saw the episode.
It looks like Perry was right. I’m shocked and dismayed that the episode still isn’t up, after almost 2 years, but I found spookybot who has a Tivo. He says the quote is just what Perry said, “Well, huzzah huzzah. I’ll just throw back my legs and pollute my britches with delight.”
A kind gentleman has made all the simpsons episodes available for free. Now you can watch the glorious quote spoken by Burns himself, in C. E. Doh, episode 15 of the 14th season.