I did two things yesterday that I’ve never done before and probably wouldn’t have done on my own. I ate a mushroom burger, which is normal burger, except the meat is replaced with a portobello mushroom, grilled just like a normal piece of meat. I can’t say I loved it, but it wasn’t that bad and how many people can say they’ve eaten a mushroom burger?
The other activity was a demolition derby, which was a smashing success and a big hit with the crowd. We picked the car we thought would win and then watched the drivers ram their cars into each other. Most of the cars (even those that won) were in such sad shape that they had to get towed or forklifted out. If you ever get the chance, it’s a darn tootin’ good time.
are you a drug user
No I am not. Thank you for asking.
how many mushrooms did you have
Just one.
what do drugs have to do with your story?
Absolutely nothing.