Andrew Wulf worked at First Command Financial Planning and has some of the most mind-numbing quotes and experiences I’ve ever heard of. It’s hard to believe someone actually said them.
1. It’s not the database stupid
2. Here little virus
3. The 30 minute endless loop
(via reddit)

Here’s a book review of The Art of Project Management by Scott Berkun that I wrote a week or two ago for another site.
I’ve been working professionally as a software engineer for several years and I learned more in the first 100 pages of this book than from my years of experience in the industry. [...]

When I upgraded to PHP 4.3.9 on this server I would occasionally get an error that didn’t make any sense. The two that I saw were:
Parse error: parse error, unexpected T_VARIABLE in (filename) on line 10
Warning: Unexpected character in input: ‘ (filename) on line 20
The line numbers didn’t have anything that I can see [...]

I’ve never used the Graphing Calculator software, but the story of how it came to be is awe inspiring. The project was terminated, but that didn’t stop Ron Avitzur from working on it.
He says, “I was frustrated by all the wasted effort, so I decided to uncancel my small part of the project. I [...]

I found this web site many moons ago, but I never made a post about it because I wanted to write more about it. I’ve never had the time to write about it, and it’s quite long anyway, so I’m just posting it sans comment. I give you, How to be a Programmer.
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I had a mailing list with 115+ subscribers that took well over a minute to send using PHP’s mail function. That was far too long to wait so I began searching for a way to speed it up. I was surprised at how little information there was describing straightforward methods to speed up [...]

If you want to search and replace text among lots of files, Perl can make your life a lot simpler. Here is a script to replace the string ‘old_text’ with ‘new_text’ in any file ending with .txt. The script would have to be run from the same directory as the files which have [...]

I’ve found that with recent (1.6, 1.7) versions of Mozilla on Linux, you aren’t able to run multiple instances of the browser. If Mozilla is already running and you try to run Mozilla again, you get the Profile Manager which is a nuisance and of little use.
My solution was to write a shell script [...]

Joel on Software has moved into the Bionic Office, his idea of the ultimate workspace for software developers. I must admit it sounds like a rather pleasant place to work. (via /.)

A guy who worked as a support tech and a developer made a list of 5 reasons why programmers should have tech support experience. A lot of what he says boils down to thinking about the end user.
As a programmer I want to write software that is easy to use, but that’s subjective. [...]

I found these suggestions on how to give good status reports useful. They are directed at techies, but many of the principles apply to any profession.

Eric Kidd speculates on what developers will be doing in 2031.

The Psychology of Programmers
(via roberto via slashdot)

Don’t get suckered in by the comments — they can be terribly misleading. Debug only code.
– Dave Storer

Consider a developer named Chuck. To figure out how to use an algorithm, Chuck writes comments to describe each step. A few days later, he fixes a bug in his algorithm, but forgets to change [...]

Rob Read has written a paper explaining how to be a programmer (presumably a good one). I haven’t had a chance to read all of it, but from what I saw it had useful advice for all levels of programmers.
(via /.)

You might not find this story funny if you’re not familiar with programming, but it made me laugh out loud.