I couldn’t see officer, there was a pair of underpants on my face.
I couldn’t think of a good one-liner, so here are five to choose from. You can vote on them if you’d like, or suggest better ones.
5. Turns out he was actually driving behind a Daewoo.
4. The owner of the underpants wanted to live the story of Cinderella, but it went terribly wrong.
3. The passenger missed a perfect chance to use the ol’ “look under there” joke. (Look under where?)
2. From the exciting life of a police officer: “Excuse me sir, are these your underpants?”
1. At least he had a backup in case there wasn’t just a car accident.
Thank you, thank you very much. I’m here ’til Thursday. Try the veal.