flying underpants

I couldn’t see officer, there was a pair of underpants on my face.

I couldn’t think of a good one-liner, so here are five to choose from. You can vote on them if you’d like, or suggest better ones.

5. Turns out he was actually driving behind a Daewoo.

4. The owner of the underpants wanted to live the story of Cinderella, but it went terribly wrong.

3. The passenger missed a perfect chance to use the ol’ “look under there” joke. (Look under where?)

2. From the exciting life of a police officer: “Excuse me sir, are these your underpants?”

1. At least he had a backup in case there wasn’t just a car accident.

Thank you, thank you very much. I’m here ’til Thursday. Try the veal.





  1. Hmmm. Well, at least I’m not the only one who thinks that the Daewoo ornament looks like a jock strap. What were they thinking?

      » Comment by Levi on July 23, 2003 @ 9:03 am


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