I've just been out saving more lives and making the universe
a better place. It's so hard to keep on the news and my other
interests when I have to keep the world safe from the evil
villains of the universe that desire to destroy this little
planet we call home. If it weren't for me there wouldn't
be anything to come home to, so I would appreciate a little
grovelling and some worshipping wouldn't be a bad idea.
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Today was my birthday so to take the day off which was
really nice since I can't usually take any time off
with all the trouble in the universe. It's a rough
job I tell ya doing the dirty work for the world. I had
a really nice ice cream cake and I had a liquid
nitrogen drink to cool it down. The candles were made of
crystal and were freezer burned. Get it? Freezer burned?!
Ha, I kill myself. Well, not really - then who would protect
the world? :)
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