i’m picking up your sarcasm
I used to add new submissions automatically to my funny lists but some people began to abuse it. It must have been too stimulating for them. I mean, they could post whatever they wanted and have it appear on the page, like magic. I remember two guys in particular who started a rather crude conversation on one of the lists. Their entries were totally unrelated to the topic and I have a feeling they wouldn’t have wanted their mothers seeing what they had written (if you catch my drift) so I deleted them.
This really upset them. How dare I, the owner of the site, modify it? Free speech, free speech they cried. Well, I’m sure that’s what they meant. Their actual entries were more along the lines of u r a @#$# hoser, dud, u suck!!!!1. I finally gave up and began moderating the entries.
This past week someone (I assume it was a girl) was apparently offended by my great for guys list because I received five lovely suggestions from them (They all came from the same IP address.) You can read them below, in their original splendor.
- higher insurance rates cause men cant drive
- all girls prejudge you as a horny jack___, and they’re usually right
- male pattern baldness
- your orgasms arent as powerful so you dont get overwhelmed by it
- you live 10 years less
I think they missed the point. You see, it’s supposed to be a list of reasons why it’s good to be a guy. My list is supposed to be funny and though I’ve never been one, I’m sure it’s great to be a girl. In fact, Google would be happy to show you a few lists of why it’s great to be a girl. My point is, if you read a funny list, don’t let it get your panties in a bunch. Life’s too short to have to unbunch panties.
If the funny bull weren’t actually a dead horse that’s been severely and posthumously beaten, I’d say you’d got it by its horns with this post. Life’s too short to unbunch panties, indeed!
No it’s not.
Well, I suppose that if you’re female, and by some chance your panties do get in a bunch, it’s in your best interest to un-bunch them. If you’re not female and you’re wearing panties, well that’s just sick and wrong. In any case, intentionally bunching them is just right out.
Bravo! I should add that guys have about 1-2 orders of magnitude less issues/problems than their counterparts. That alone should make any guy celebrate.
I don’t think who is – or is not – wearing panties matters, but bunching underwear for no reason is pointless. Har. The humourless need something of a, well, attitude adjustment, wouldn’t you say?