When I was a wee lad I loved listening to a song about a little tug boat named Little Toot on the record player. So great was my vigor and enjoyment of this song that I would often dance about, emphasizing the toots in the song with a vigorous leap of joy.

My family was gathered in the living room one evening and I was entertaining them with one of my little toot dances when I leaped with such force and vigor that, to my horror, I ripped a hole in the crotch of my pants. As I stated earlier, I was a wee lad, and as such, was quite embarrassed by this incident.

Here is a short clip of what I think was the song. The lyrics are on the page I linked to above, but I remember them slightly differently. I’m likely in error because it has been quite some time.