We been inundated with scads of flies at work and I decided it’s time we do something about it.

Put’em to work.

Flypower (tagline ‘Tap the power of nature’) has detailed instructions on harnessing the power of flies to do all sorts of aerial acrobatics for your entertainment.

Given the sheer number of them it’s quite possible they could lift the entire building if they all hoisted at once. We could charge admission and turn it into a tourist attraction.