I found a hilarious mp3 of a voice mail message at mycatharsis.com and had to share it. Below is the story of its supposed origin and though I can’t vouch for its veracity (Snopes says it is undetermined), I guarantee you’ll laugh or I’ll give you a full money-back refund.

In fact, I challenge you to listen to it without laughing.

An operations manager for Jack in the Box was late for a meeting and called his boss to tell him he was running late. As he was leaving the voice mail message, he witnessed an accident and went on to provide “play by play” of the incident. This is the actual voice mail message. It was forwarded so many times within Jack in the Box, it crashed their voice mail server.