Comments on: australian tourism http://dan.hersam.com/2004/07/28/australian-tourism/ A computer programmer's commentary on news, Linux, programming, music, web design, trivia, humor, usability and whatever else strikes his fancy at the time. Tue, 22 May 2012 06:10:27 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Dan http://dan.hersam.com/2004/07/28/australian-tourism/comment-page-1/#comment-149574 Dan Thu, 10 Nov 2011 16:37:06 +0000 /?p=979#comment-149574 @Netwit Thanks for the link @Netwit Thanks for the link

]]> By: Netwit http://dan.hersam.com/2004/07/28/australian-tourism/comment-page-1/#comment-149572 Netwit Thu, 10 Nov 2011 06:54:16 +0000 /?p=979#comment-149572 http://www.amazingaustralia.com.au/faq.htm is where these questions come from it is a legit website. http://www.amazingaustralia.com.au/faq.htm is where these questions come from it is a legit website.

]]> By: Dan http://dan.hersam.com/2004/07/28/australian-tourism/comment-page-1/#comment-148961 Dan Sun, 05 Jun 2011 22:35:31 +0000 /?p=979#comment-148961 @j John Don't be bashful, tell us how you really feel :) @j John Don’t be bashful, tell us how you really feel :)

]]> By: j John http://dan.hersam.com/2004/07/28/australian-tourism/comment-page-1/#comment-148956 j John Sun, 05 Jun 2011 06:41:54 +0000 /?p=979#comment-148956 Ooooh man, we want you, we love you,……. WE LOVE YOUR MONEY AND WE CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF IT Visit Australia we will share the experience with all tourists?! We look after you! Your well fare is going to be looked after by millions of CCTV Cameras, hidden Speed Cameras, Hidden Parking cameras, red light Cameras, Taxi Cameras, hidden Cameras in rental vehicles, hidden cams here and hidden cams there !!!! We are the safest country in the world. But take a look your self at film footage. If you are missing former Eastern Europe and heavy handed police tactics, then come to Australia. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE0CFEMQCv8&feature=related Or listen to F1 Driver Mark Webber and his opinion about his own Country http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccefRTKtDas So you say, You will not drive a car in Australia and then You will be safe!! Right? Maybe you are right!? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SYcspJ-3lQ&feature=related Come to Melbourne http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptBRYV4nhek&feature=related Are you safe in Sydney? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQjZpiJt5ic&feature=related Well, maybe you are safe in Albany then? …..ay, what do you think? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmwZUt17hYA&NR=1 or in Cairns http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi50VrTT5sI Sure the Police will help you. Ay mate? Come to Queensland to get bashed by police then http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b14CpFhEbJU&feature=related but that is only a black man you said?????? OK, so you are white? You are of course better! Or maybe not! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dasbpCBU0hI The Cops are the son’s and daughters of former criminals / convicts and are trained to be vicious dogs that can’t leave you alone and you never know when they will bite you. But our “fair dinkum Australians” are even better. Take a look at those comments on Indien students, who dared to protest after some racially motivated bashings of Indien Students http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_n0kHb5n-I&feature=related But!!!!! Do Not complain, Because they will tell you to leave; - they will tell you that you are Unwanted in Australia; - they will ridicule you; - they will make you look like a DICK. And if that doesn’t work they will create an Anglo Royal Commission, which will establish you as a comrade of Bin Laden or Moammar Ghaddafy to keep you from reoffending. Keep you ill informed, make you believe that you are doing yourself a favor dobbing in your best mate and calling him an Anti - Christ just because he doesn’t believe in the Bull---- that has been imposed on ALL of us 23 million Australians. Including YOU!!! Blatant, utter Bull---- is Justification to STEAL YOUR MONEY! What?? You don’t believe me? I told you; “You are welcome”!!!!!!!!! Ooooh man, we want you, we love you,…….

WE LOVE YOUR MONEY AND WE CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF IT

Visit Australia we will share the experience with all tourists?! We look after you! Your well fare is going to be looked after by millions of CCTV Cameras, hidden Speed Cameras, Hidden Parking cameras, red light Cameras, Taxi Cameras, hidden Cameras in rental vehicles, hidden cams here and hidden cams there !!!!
We are the safest country in the world. But take a look your self at film footage.
If you are missing former Eastern Europe and heavy handed police tactics, then come to Australia. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE0CFEMQCv8&feature=related
Or listen to F1 Driver Mark Webber and his opinion about his own Country http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccefRTKtDas
So you say, You will not drive a car in Australia and then You will be safe!! Right?
Maybe you are right!? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SYcspJ-3lQ&feature=related
Come to Melbourne
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptBRYV4nhek&feature=related
Are you safe in Sydney? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQjZpiJt5ic&feature=related
Well, maybe you are safe in Albany then? …..ay, what do you think?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmwZUt17hYA&NR=1 or in Cairns http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi50VrTT5sI

Sure the Police will help you. Ay mate?
Come to Queensland to get bashed by police then
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b14CpFhEbJU&feature=related but that is only a black man you said?????? OK, so you are white? You are of course better! Or maybe not! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dasbpCBU0hI The Cops are the son’s and daughters of former criminals / convicts and are trained to be vicious dogs that can’t leave you alone and you never know when they will bite you.
But our “fair dinkum Australians” are even better. Take a look at those comments on Indien students, who dared to protest after some racially motivated bashings of Indien Students http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_n0kHb5n-I&feature=related

But!!!!!
Do Not complain, Because they will tell you to leave; – they will tell you that you are Unwanted in Australia; – they will ridicule you; – they will make you look like a DICK. And if that doesn’t work they will create an Anglo Royal Commission, which will establish you as a comrade of Bin Laden or Moammar Ghaddafy to keep you from reoffending. Keep you ill informed, make you believe that you are doing yourself a favor dobbing in your best mate and calling him an Anti – Christ just because he doesn’t believe in the Bull—- that has been imposed on ALL of us 23 million Australians.
Including YOU!!!
Blatant, utter Bull—- is Justification to STEAL YOUR MONEY!
What?? You don’t believe me? I told you; “You are welcome”!!!!!!!!!

]]> By: Buddy ching chong China Man http://dan.hersam.com/2004/07/28/australian-tourism/comment-page-1/#comment-147732 Buddy ching chong China Man Mon, 13 Dec 2010 02:26:48 +0000 /?p=979#comment-147732 are You Allowed to Sh-- In Australia ? Or Do I Have To Hold It Till I get Back Home. I Am Really Conserned About What I dO !!!! D: are You Allowed to Sh– In Australia ? Or Do I Have To Hold It Till I get Back Home. I Am Really Conserned About What I dO !!!! D:

]]> By: na http://dan.hersam.com/2004/07/28/australian-tourism/comment-page-1/#comment-143986 na Sun, 01 Mar 2009 07:42:50 +0000 /?p=979#comment-143986 um are u allowed 2 wear clothes or is it 2 hot in ausssie um are u allowed 2 wear clothes or is it 2 hot in ausssie

]]> By: katrina http://dan.hersam.com/2004/07/28/australian-tourism/comment-page-1/#comment-133750 katrina Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:30:12 +0000 /?p=979#comment-133750 that is just the funniest thing ever!!!! are teacher read them out in class cause shes from australia seriously i didnt know that the british and americans etx were that stupid hahaha that is just the funniest thing ever!!!!
are teacher read them out in class cause shes from australia
seriously i didnt know that the british and americans etx were that stupid hahaha

]]> By: Shirley http://dan.hersam.com/2004/07/28/australian-tourism/comment-page-1/#comment-102248 Shirley Fri, 03 Aug 2007 03:00:53 +0000 /?p=979#comment-102248 Very funny! My daughter lives in Kilcunda, Victoria., Australia; one of our relatives actually asked me if they celcbrate Christmas there! I forwarded this to my daughter and her husband --- he is an Aussie. Very funny! My daughter lives in Kilcunda, Victoria., Australia; one of our relatives actually asked me if they celcbrate Christmas there! I forwarded this to my daughter and her husband —
he is an Aussie.

]]> By: Rex http://dan.hersam.com/2004/07/28/australian-tourism/comment-page-1/#comment-9263 Rex Wed, 18 Jan 2006 10:30:22 +0000 /?p=979#comment-9263 Great questions, Best question I was ever asked ( by an Australian ) Was . . . . How does water get into the creeks ( and rivers ) ?. I was dumb struck ! Duh Duh . . we carry the water in buckets from rain water on the roof Rex Great questions, Best question I was ever asked ( by an Australian )

Was . . . .

How does water get into the creeks ( and rivers ) ?.

I was dumb struck !

Duh Duh . . we carry the water in buckets from rain water on the roof

Rex

]]> By: The Janitor http://dan.hersam.com/2004/07/28/australian-tourism/comment-page-1/#comment-6043 The Janitor Fri, 08 Apr 2005 11:58:52 +0000 /?p=979#comment-6043 http://www.amazingaustralia.com.au/faq.htm http://www.amazingaustralia.com.au/faq.htm

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