Somehow the interrogation logs of Saddam Hussein have found their way onto the web. Here’s a sample:

Interrogation commenced: 0330 hours

Woke SH quite early to catch him off-guard and groggy. I asked, “What’s your first name?” and he said, “Saddam.” Again I asked, “What’s your first name?” and he said, “Saddam.” I kept asking, “What’s your first name?” and he kept saying, “Saddam.” Once I had a rhythm going, I quickly asked, “Where are the WMD?” and he said, “Saddam.”

Interrogation terminated: 0338 hours