I discovered a glitch in my plan to provide oodles of strange search phrases that led people to my site. One month had 5996 phrases the next had 6528 but awstats only saves 500 of the most popular ones. The most popular searches are not likely to be the most entertaining ones because few people are crazy enough to use them. The trick is to keep watch in the beginning of the month for strange ones to show up. Below are the fruits of my beginning-of-the-month watches.

I’m curious
Where can i find a new way to put up my hair?
Can you start a sentence with the word obviously?
50 things to do at Wal-Mart
Where the heck can I find driving directions to Camp Williams in Utah?
Is Ill Mitch for real?
How do I got the answer?
What is positive attitude?
Why is sleep good?
Why am I tired?
How long does it take for a turtle egg to come out?
Trick people with web pages that say you are an idiot
Can i get pregnant secretly?
What movies are going to be showed on july 18 of this year?
Does a cat have 36 muscles in each ear?
What is your inner child?
How to love a guy
Why am i tired?
Bleh
Most old site
Wild couches
Muddy
Bernese mountain dog slippers
Poor eat
Quotes by big bird
What does man love more than life?
How come dry ice does not go runny?
Benefits of a motorcycle versus a car
Guys who wear makeup
Therapy or kook or rutabaga or tabulating or telepathic
Money fast at age 13
Bad idea to flirt with coworkers