Comments on: beano

By: dan

dan — Fri, 31 Oct 2003 16:22:28 +0000

You’d have to contact them to get a sample.

By: Miss Victoria Essien

Miss Victoria Essien — Fri, 31 Oct 2003 14:52:38 +0000

please may i have a free sample to test? as i get very gassy from time to time. please send to :
66 Margeruite Way
Bishops Stortford
Hertfordshire
England

i would greatly appreciate this. thank you very much

sincerely,

Miss V.Essien

By: Kristine

Kristine — Thu, 21 Aug 2003 15:26:25 +0000

LOL good example of another dizzying display of exclamation points.

OH MY GOODNESS!!! I FEEL LIKE I’M ALL HYPED UP ON CAFFEINE AFTER READING IT!!!!! CALL DONNA!!!

Must figure out how to relax my eyebrows now.

By: dan

dan — Wed, 20 Aug 2003 18:50:18 +0000

I was afraid people might get that impression, but two entries about flatulence is mere coincidence, not a theme.

I have never kept track of how often I toot, but 10 seems quite high. Averages can be misleading. For instance, if 9 people toot once a day and 1 person toots 91 times a day, the average is 10, even though no one tooted 10 times a day.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 20 Aug 2003 17:12:18 +0000

There seems to be a flatulence theme with this blog. Perhaps you should rename your blog: “Fartrogen dioxide: the truth behind your hershey splerts.”

The problem with Beano is that it’s really only good at solving the fart problem that comes from eating foods that cause additional gas (beans). It doesn’t solve the normal everyday gas that we all enjoy so much.

Did you know that the average person farts around 10 times a day?

By: dan

dan — Wed, 20 Aug 2003 16:48:54 +0000

Oh by the way I found another example of excessive use of exclamation marks. The mother trying to find a husband for her daughter used used lots of exclamation marks in the letter she wrote.

By: dan

dan — Wed, 20 Aug 2003 16:44:41 +0000

Levi: I know, I know. I was bein’ sarcastic.

Kristine: You were laughing in a good way, right? As in, “Ha ha ha, that’s so true. Funny and true.” Thanks for adding me to your list of reads, it’s fine by me.

By: Kristine

Kristine — Wed, 20 Aug 2003 16:29:34 +0000

Hey, thanks for the link to fart thesaurus. Awesome find.

I’ve enjoyed getting to know you through your blog, and am still laughing out loud at your excessive-exclamation-mark article.

I hate overuse of those, too! ooops. I meant to do that. (Now I’m paranoid).

Hope it’s okay that I’m adding you to my reads.

By: Levi

Levi — Wed, 20 Aug 2003 16:13:11 +0000

Latest wonder drug? This stuff has been around for years. I’m sure our wonderful pharmaceutical companies have developed some new amazing concoction since then.

You know, they ought to mix that stuff into the food at the MTC. I’d never experienced so much farting in my life before that….

By: Jan

Jan — Wed, 20 Aug 2003 12:27:12 +0000

This might have helped the whale from Monday.

Can you imagine being the child of one of the, um, measurers? “My Dad measures farts for Beano.”