Nik Bosyk, like many singles, turned to the web to find that special someone. Much to his surprise, the experience ended before it began. After spending 45 minutes filling out the questionnaire, the web site rejected his profile.

Bosyk was stunned. “I thought the other participants are supposed to reject someone, not the company.”

If you want to have a go at it, try it out.

The latest wonder drug to hit the market: Beano. It’s a pill you take before eating gassy foods to prevent unpleasant emissions from the nether regions. However for a topic so ripe with potential, the best they came up with was “Enjoy food without gas.” It’s a pity considering all the possibilities available to them.

I wonder what it was like to be a test subject for Beano. How did they measure the tootiness level after eating beans or other musical fruit. At least it would make for an interesting conversation when someone asked what you did for a living.

There are an impressive number of farting sites on the web, as well as an informative collection of farting facts for more somber-minded individuals.