I couldn’t see officer, there was a pair of underpants on my face.

I couldn’t think of a good one-liner, so here are five to choose from. You can vote on them if you’d like, or suggest better ones.

5. Turns out he was actually driving behind a Daewoo.

4. The owner of the underpants wanted to live the story of Cinderella, but it went terribly wrong.

3. The passenger missed a perfect chance to use the ol’ “look under there” joke. (Look under where?)

2. From the exciting life of a police officer: “Excuse me sir, are these your underpants?”

1. At least he had a backup in case there wasn’t just a car accident.

Thank you, thank you very much. I’m here ’til Thursday. Try the veal.