Comments on: automotive orientation

By: dan

dan — Fri, 20 Jun 2003 06:08:05 +0000

Nope, I don’t wear bracelets. But a certain person whose name starts with Jay and ends with son does. When Mel saw it, she said it was feminine, or gay. We then mocked Jason for the rest of the evening about his bracelet even though the rest of us thought it was fine for a guy to wear one.

By: arrancia

arrancia — Fri, 20 Jun 2003 03:16:50 +0000

dan… do you wear bracelets?

do you have something to tell us? hmmmm? (shoinwg my gentle, welcoming face)

By: dan

dan — Thu, 19 Jun 2003 19:04:05 +0000

Jason’s not going to be happy about that.

By: Cameron

Cameron — Thu, 19 Jun 2003 18:59:34 +0000

Wait. I thought it did.

By: dan

dan — Thu, 19 Jun 2003 18:10:41 +0000

You say that now but if you ever get the chance to drive a sports car, take it. You might enjoy it.

But even if you did like cars, it wouldn’t make you a lesbian. Just like wearing bracelets doesn’t make a guy gay.

By: arrancia

arrancia — Thu, 19 Jun 2003 17:39:07 +0000

now i finally have complete and convincing hard evidence that i’m not a lesbian (i only had my gut to go with before) – not only do i have a car that would never make it to this competition – i am also terribly bored with all this chatter about cars. “i’d take the 3 series, but i like the 5 or 7 series with the 5.0 liter of something and the something something with wheels and a gas tank.” WHA?

By: jason

jason — Thu, 19 Jun 2003 17:25:25 +0000

I love the calls that Click and Clack get on the show when the person describes the problem sound, “vroom, click, boom, silence..” What’s amazing is when they know exactly what it is and diagnose it properly. They sometimes have call backs from people who say that the diagnoses was right on.

By: Carlene

Carlene — Wed, 18 Jun 2003 16:32:57 +0000

That last comment was mine. This is an off day for me. Dan, this is a really funny site. Thanks for bringing it to my attention.
Now maybe I can figure out why my car sounds like this on the freeway:
vroom, click, boom, silence.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 18 Jun 2003 16:31:11 +0000

Levi, way to be secure in your sexuality. I personally love the #1 lesbian car (subaru outback), but am definately straight. Maybe if I could find a pink one, or add some sort of floral motif to the bra, it would be okay for me to own one without my preferences being called into question…

By: dan

dan — Wed, 18 Jun 2003 16:22:19 +0000

I wouldn’t mind a BMW 3-series, but I would prefer a blue one. I would rather have a 5 or 7-series, but the 3 would be fun.

A good friend of mine from high school who came out in college had a 1980-something 5.0 litre Ford Mustang.