The King of Swaziland has singled out women wearing trousers as the cause of the world’s ills.

What do the women there say?

The king says I am the cause of the world’s problems because of my outfit. Never mind terrorism, government corruption, poverty and disease, it’s me and my pants. I reject that.

The King has nine wives, a tenth marriage pending and is choosing a “fiance after reviewing videos of topless maidens performing a traditional Reed Dance ceremony.”