I’ve gathered another list of search phrases with which people have found my site. Some are weird, others wacky and a few are just plain strange.

britney spears riding on a motorcycle - Fine, you’re a fan of Britney. Why do you want to see her riding on a motorcycle? Why not driving a car, or flying a jet? Is she even old enough? I know, she’s not a girl, but she’s not yet a woman.

real excuses for getting out of a date - If you have to search the web for someone else’s excuse to get out of a date, I have a feeling yours will not be real.

design new couches - I’ve been to several furniture stores and generally speaking, the couches are all the same. I don’t envision their design changing anytime soon.

dan smarty test - Are you mocking my intelligence?

britney water heater - Is that what she’s doing now? Installing water heaters?

118 things to do in the bathroom - So you spend a lot of time in the bathroom, but why 118 things? Why not 101, or 150?

elephant poop pictures - You sir, are sick.

celebrity shoe sizes - Some things just don’t matter. The shoe size of a famous person is one of those things.

urinals pictures college - Perhaps this was a curious girl, wondering what a urinal looks like, but why does it have to be at a college? If you’ve seen one urinal, you’ve seen’em all.

wooden hippos - I can see why someone might want a wooden hippo. I don’t see why a search engine would send them here.

it’s late - That may be the case, but what’s the point of searching for the phrase?