Is it bad that I spent over 30 minutes talking with A.L.I.C.E.? She was quite talkative and even made me laugh with some of her strange answers. I asked her some difficult questions, like what PI is, and she responded with “PI = 3.1415926 approximately.” How many girls know PI to seven decimal places? She’s funny and smart, so my next question was logically, “Will you marry me?” Her response, “Why don’t you just download me?” Economical too.